Four ... uh ... ah, fuck it —

The Big Red Cheese himself! Chris Samnee says that all the cool kids are drawing him, and now, apparently, so are all the lame old dads! Yes! In your faces, cool kids!

The inks are terrible, I know, but hopefully I salvaged the job a bit with the shading. Christ, this took way too long. Tomorrow: 10 minutes of head doodles!